Category: Funny

What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot. My friend claims he glued himself to his...

If you’re feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep....

In 2017 I didn’t do a marathon. I didn’t do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This...

Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change...

I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said...